EPISODE THIRTY-SIX


As they were leaving the house, Mary stopped and glanced back at the cabinet in the hallway. It was in one of the drawers that Dave kept the key to the third bedroom, and this time he was forgetting to take it with him. So, as soon as she, Simon and Thomas returned from Cromer in a fortnight’s time, she intended to find out what the comedian was hiding in that room.
‘Come on, Mum; it’s a long way,’ urged Thomas from the doorway, which caused Dave to look round. And, as if he could read Mary’s mind, he clicked his fingers as if he had forgotten something.
‘Whoops!’ he exclaimed. ‘Nearly forgot.’
He walked back down the hall, retrieved the key from the cabinet, and stuck it in his pocket. He smiled nonchalantly at Mary as they left the house.
They drove in silence, until they were the other side of Southborough. Then Mary found she couldn’t contain her curiosity any longer.
‘That key you took from the hall cabinet: is that the key to bedroom number three?’
There was a slight pause before Dave answered:  ‘Yes. Why?’
‘I just wondered. So why do you always take it with you when you go away?’
‘In case the house is burgled. I don’t want to make it easier for them. My stage props and costumes are irreplaceable.’
She knew he was lying. But why? And what was in that room?

*

After work, Savita took Nicky with her to TN4, a pub that used to be known by the more traditional name of The George. Nicky wasn’t sure what she was expecting in Savita’s boyfriend, but he turned out to be thin and intense looking, dressed in black, and sporting much silver jewellery. The impression he gave was of a mid-thirties man trying to hang on to his youth, dressed slightly Gothic, but somehow not quite succeeding. It was probably the lack of any piercings or tattoos that showed his lack of commitment to the image he was trying to create.
After she had been introduced to Damian, Nicky could see him giving Savita sidelong, questioning glances, probably wondering why his girlfriend had brought along a work colleague. Sensing Damian’s disquiet, Savita got straight to the point.
‘Nicky’s having terrible trouble with the boss at work.’
‘Fat pig!’ he exclaimed.
Savita giggled and said, ‘Yeah, or words to the effect.’
‘So what’s he done to you?’ Damian asked Nicky.
‘During the Christmas party, he really came on strong. Started groping me and saying corny things like: “You and I could make beautiful music together”.’
Damian made a throwing-up gesture with his finger in his mouth.
Savita said, ‘Then Nicky laughed at him and turned him down. Since then he’s been unbearable. Hasn’t he, Nicky?’
‘It got even worse after our Managing Director saw me in the precinct, handing out Animal Rights leaflets. He told Malcolm about it, and since then he’s made my life unbearable.’
Damian frowned intensely. ‘So why d’you stick with the job? Why not get something else?’
Nicky shrugged. ‘I don’t know. I suppose...because I don’t want to end up commuting to London every day. There aren’t many large insurance companies in Tunbridge Wells.’
As if to prompt her boyfriend into revealing his intentions to get back at Malcolm, Savita said, ‘Nicky hates Malcolm so much she’d like to see him dead.’
Nicky nodded gravely. ‘Right now wouldn’t be soon enough.’
‘Why don’t you tell her, Damian? I know she won’t tell anyone.’
After a long silence, Damian coughed lightly before he spoke. ‘I’m going to hide out in someone’s garden along the main road between Bexhill and Battle – that’s the road the hunt will have to set out along - then let Malcolm have it with a paintball. That should bring him down to earth with a crash.’
‘Paintball?’ Nicky said, frowning, wondering what he was talking about.
Savita explained. ‘Damian goes paintballing regularly. You know, it’s like war games, where one team stalk another, armed with paintball guns. Well, Damian’s going to get one of the paintball guns and some ammunition, and shoot the back of Malcolm’s horse.’
‘I’m going to have to get the equipment off the internet,’ said Damian. ‘Because when you go paintballing, everything is checked. In the wrong hands, those guns could be lethal weapons. Fire one at someone’s face who’s not wearing a mask and...’
He left the unfinished sentence hanging dramatically in the air.
‘But Malcolm won’t be wearing a mask,’ said Nicky, starting to worry about this plan, and worry about what she was getting into.
‘That’s why I’m aiming for the horse’s rump.’
‘Oh, but that’s cruel,’ Nicky protested.  ‘I’ve got nothing against the poor horse.’
Damian shrugged. ‘Neither have I. But don’t worry. Horses are strong creatures. A little bruising won’t hurt it.’
‘No, you can’t do this. Because if you do, Malcolm will think it’s anti-hunt saboteurs. He won’t have a clue that it’s anything to do with his behaviour in the office. It’ll be a waste of time.’
‘But, Nicky,’ began Savita, ‘when we were at work, you said you’d love to see Malcolm knocked off his horse. What’s made you change your mind? Is it because you feel sorry for the horse?’
‘Partly. But it’s just occurred to me that unless he knows it’s us taking revenge for how he behaves in the office, he’ll just carry on in the same way.’
‘But whatever we do to Malcolm, we can’t let him know it was us two.’
Nicky nodded fervently. ‘Yes we can. We need to find a way of getting back at him so that he knows it was us, but can’t prove it.’
‘She’s right,’ Damian said to Savita. ‘What’s the point of revenge if he thinks it’s something to do with anti-hunt protesters? That’ll only make him more set in his attitudes.’
A sulky expression clouded Savita’s face. ‘But what about our plan?’
‘It was your plan, babe,’ said Damian. ‘And I told you the equipment would be costly. And if I get caught, I could be looking at a prison sentence. Nicky’s right. Let’s put out heads together and see what else we can come up with.’

IN EPISODE THIRTY-SEVEN

Chloe falls out with her brother, and Nigel and Jackie return to a life of chaos.


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