EPISODE FORTY-ONE
The smell of grilled bacon wafted
tantalisingly through the house. Betty
sighed, looking at her watch. It was
only 9.30.She reached for her
goody-goody mid-morning snack, thinly-spread cream cheese between two slabs of
Ryvita.
‘Hungry?’
said Nigel, making her start at she took her first bite.
Betty
nodded guiltily, almost choking on the dry biscuits.
Nigel grinned from the doorway.
He had a habit of sneaking up on her like
this and it always made her nervous.
‘It’s
the smell of bacon that does it,’ she mumbled through a mouthful of crumbs.
‘Jackie’s
treating me to a cooked breakfast this morning.
Later than usual, I’m afraid.’
Betty
was irritated by the boastful way he said it, making it obvious that he and
Jackie had been having fun and games in bed.
She felt jealous. It was a long
time since her Ron had felt amorous.
Always too tired.
‘Don’t
forget you’ve got a tender to get out this morning,’ she reminded him, pleased
to see his smile fade. ‘Deadline’s twelve o’clock.’
‘I’ll
deliver it in person.’
‘You’ve
got to re-write the proposal first. All ten pages.’
Nigel
tutted loudly.
‘Breakfast
is on the table, darling,’ sang Jackie sugar-sweetly from the kitchen.
‘Coming!’
Nigel called back. He smiled and winked
at Betty. ‘I’d better go and eat
it. Keep her happy.
I won’t be long.’
Betty
gave her Ryvita a resentful crunch and switched on the computer.
‘Here
we are, darling,’ said Jackie as Nigel came into the kitchen.
‘Don’t let it get cold.’
Nigel
sat at the table and stared approvingly at his full English breakfast, then
frowned as he surveyed the rest of the table.
‘Something
wrong, darling?’
‘There
doesn’t appear to be any brown sauce.’
‘Oh,
I forgot to buy any. There’s tomato.’
‘Tomato’s
not the same. I like brown sauce with my
breakfast. I told you to make out a
proper shopping list.’
‘I
thought I’d remember. When I got to the
shop, it must have slipped my mind.’
Nigel
squeezed a liberal blob of ketchup onto his plate.
‘Oh, well – it’ll have to do.
But you must try and organise yourself,
Jackie. Instead of just buying bits and
pieces as and when we need it. If you
can’t remember things, write them down.
It’s always been my golden rule.
Jackie
slid into her seat opposite Nigel, and avoided looking at him.
They ate in silence for a while. But the
angry clatter of Jackie’s cutlery indicated that something was wrong.
‘Something
the matter?’ asked Nigel, sensing the change in his fiancée’s mood.
‘Brown
sauce!’ she hissed. ‘Who cares a damn
about brown sauce?’
Nigel
chuckled, attempting to lighten the situation. ‘Well, I do for one.’
‘It’s
unfair of you to criticise like that.
You know how worried I am about the girls...’
‘What’s
that got to do with it?’
As
she watched him greedily gobbling his food, something tightened inside
her. ‘It’s got to do with the fact that
perhaps I should go back home.,’ she snapped.
‘Perhaps
you should, if that’s how you feel.’
His
remark, she observed, didn’t put him off his stride as far as eating was
concerned. Somehow his enjoyment of the
breakfast made her angrier. She was
about to fire another shot across his bow when the doorbell rang.
‘Oh
no!’ exclaimed Nigel. ‘I’d forgotten, my
hair’s being trimmed this morning. ’He
scraped the knife around his plate hurriedly, and shovelled an enormous forkful
of food into his mouth. He swallowed
noisily and swilled it down with a gulp of tea.
‘Can
you let Mike in for me? While I give my
hair a quick wash.’
Jackie
frowned. ‘Yes, but...’
‘It’s
a simple enough request,’ Nigel said as he left the room.
Sighing,
Jackie followed Nigel into the hall. She
dreaded meeting the hairdresser following all that business about his
daughter’s abortion. It was not the sort
of confrontation she felt able to cope with, especially this morning, after
Nigel’s petty comments about the brown sauce.
*
Malcolm sat at his desk, staring at
the screen saver on his PC monitor. His
chosen image was of a subjective camera viewpoint weaving in and out of a
maze. How fitting this image seemed now
as he waited for the revenge he knew was winging its way towards him like a
bird of prey.
God!
What an idiot he’d been.
To fall for a stunt like that.
He went over and over the previous night’s
events. He couldn’t get over the way
he’d been set up. The way Savita
answered the door to her flat, wearing that sexy negligee, and giving him the
eye. Nicky was already lying in the
double bed, duvet tucked up around her.
He remembered thinking at the time, how peculiar this was, as if the
girl was shy of showing any nakedness.
It was only much later, when the disastrous event played back in his
mind, that he realized Nicky was probably fully dressed.
How
could he have fallen for such an obvious trap?
He had let his stupid fantasies overshadow his reason.
Savita had been so transparently acting out
the part of a siren, luring him to his doom.
‘We’ve
already started without you, Malcolm,’ she whispered sexily as she joined Nicky
in bed. ‘Why don’t you get undressed and
see what fun we can have?’
What
an idiot! He couldn’t believe he’d
fallen for it. Undressing hurriedly, he
saw the cruel amusement in Savita’s eyes as she watched him.
But he was too dumb to comprehend it at the
time. As he walked, naked and proud
towards the bed, that’s when the young man dressed in black sprang through the
doorway. Flash of the camera.
Then he was gone.
And Malcolm felt like bursting into
tears. How could he have been such a
twenty-two carat wally?
To
distract himself from more worrying thoughts of revenge and retribution, he
opened up his emails, telling himself that maybe the two girls would just
demand that he treat them a bit better in future.
Neither of them had shown up for work this
morning, so he had no idea what their demands would be.
He
had about fifty emails. There were
several with attachments, but the one that leapt out at him had as its subject
“our insurance policy”. He frowned.
Even though they were an insurance company,
there was something peculiar about the wording.
He opened it up. It contained one
sentence. It said:
“Unattractive,
maybe. But an excellent likeness.
Open it up, Malcolm.”
Hands
shaking, Malcolm clicked the mouse on the paper-clip icon.
The
colour photograph hit him like a ramrod in the guts.
A full frontal of him, leering at the two
girls in the background of the shot. And
it was so obvious what his intentions were as he stood there. Naked.
Naked and proud.
IN EPISODE FORTY-TWO
Mike loses a customer and Malcolm
fears for his future.