EPISODE FORTY-TWO

When Jackie opened the door to Mike, she felt awkward; unable to look him in the eye.
‘Nigel’s got an important tender to get out this morning and his secretary’s working on it,’ she said in an affected manner. ‘I wonder if you’d mind cutting his hair in the kitchen?’
‘The kitchen’s fine by me, ’Mike replied, following her. Still unable to look at him, Jackie busied herself with clearing the dirty plates.
‘Sorry about the mess.’
‘Well, I don’t expect you’ve had much time for housework.’
Jackie looked at him sharply.
‘Haven’t you just been on holiday?’
‘Oh. Yes.’
Mike was enjoying her discomfort. He half smiled to himself, making certain she saw it, then pulled a chair from under the table for Nigel to sit on.
After an awkward silence, Jackie said in a subdued voice, ‘I’m sorry if I caused you and your wife any problems when I rang up.’
Mike shrugged. ‘Oh well...it’s all water under the bridge now.’
‘Your daughter...did she...has she...’
‘Has she had an abortion, you mean? Yes, she has. And now it’s all forgotten. Finished.’
Jackie put the plates carefully on the draining board, too embarrassed to disturb the awkward silence that hung in the air between them. Mike watched her, waiting to say what she had in mind. He saw the tension in her shoulders, and he saw her summoning the courage to speak as she turned to face him.
‘Do you mind if Nigel and I pray for your daughter and her unborn child?’
‘If that’s what turns you on.’
‘Why should it “turn me on”?’
‘Well, own up, you wouldn’t do it otherwise.’
He grinned at her. He felt he’d let her off lightly. And why not? He was in a good mood. He was seeing Maggie later on.

*

When Savita and Nicky strolled into his office at gone eleven, Malcolm noticed the malicious hint of a smile at the corners of Savita’s mouth and the cruel glint in her eyes. Nicky seemed less sure of herself, almost as if she was still scared of him, although she now had the upper hand.
Savita was enjoying the drama of silence, while she watched Malcolm squirm. He coughed lightly before speaking, in a voice he barely recognised as his. More of a feeble croak.
‘All right. What is it you want?’
‘We’re going for gold,’ said Savita.
Malcolm frowned, genuinely puzzled. ‘I’m not with you.’
‘Exactly. You won’t be with us for long. I want you to clear your desk. Sudden resignation.’
‘You must be joking.’
‘No. I’m serious. I want you gone by this afternoon.’
‘But I can’t do that.’
‘My boyfriend followed you home two nights ago.  He knows where you live. He can make sure your wife gets a copy of that photograph. You can choose. Marriage or job? What’s it to be?’
‘But – but this...this is ridiculous,’ he stammered.  ‘It’s blackmail.’
‘We’re not demanding any money.’
‘It’s still blackmail.’
‘You’re not in any position to argue or accuse us of any wrongdoing.’
As he stared up into Savita’s vengeful face, Malcolm knew he would get no quarter from her. Maybe if he appealed to Nicky, she might be able to persuade her colleague. Once she saw how sorry he was.
‘Nicky,’ he began in a tremulous voice, ‘I’m fifty two years old. I’ve been in this firm now for nigh on twenty years. If I have to leave, I’ll find it difficult to get another job. Especially if I walk out, resign for no reason at all. Please, Nicky. I’ll let you have loads of time off work. I’ll give you brilliant appraisals – so brilliant you’ll have to have a pay rise. What do you say?’
Nicky pursed her lips. ‘Well, I’m not sure.’
‘I am,’ snapped Savita. ‘You’re a worse than useless toad. A fat pathetic amoeba, and you’re finished.’
Malcolm’s eyes suddenly swam with tears. ‘This isn’t fair,’ he blubbered. ‘Please don’t do this. I beg you. I’ll do anything.’
Nicky was embarrassed and looked away. So he looked pityingly into Savita’s face, searching for some small deposit of mercy.
‘Please, Savita. I know I behaved abominably, but...I’ve learnt my lesson. Everyone deserves a second chance.’
Then Nicky offered Malcolm his one last grasp of hope, the lifeline he was praying for. She turned to Savita and spoke softly, as if afraid to disturb all the emotion and turmoil that was happening before her.
‘Savita, I think we ought to discuss this in private.’
Savita scowled at her. ‘There’s nothing more to discuss.’
‘I think there is. Let’s go out for a coffee and talk about it.’
Savita sighed and shook her head. ‘Oh, Nicky. We mustn’t weaken over this...’She threw a disparaging gesture in Malcolm’s direction. ‘This nasty tosser.
But...okay...if that’s what you want. Let’s have a nice long break and talk about it.’
They left Malcolm drying his eyes with a grubby handkerchief. ‘Take as long as you want,’ he called after them.

*

As soon as Mike had departed, Jackie rushed into the kitchen. Nigel was sweeping his hairs off the kitchen floor with a dustpan and brush.
‘Darling, I’d like a word with you.’
‘Not now. I’ve got an urgent tender to get out.’
‘It won’t take a minute. This is important. I don’t want that man to cut your hair in future.’
‘Mike? Why on earth not?’
‘There’s just something about him...’
‘That’s hardly a reason for dispensing of his services.’
‘Please, darling, will you do it for me? There must be lots of other hairdressers.’
‘But I still don’t understand why.’
‘Please. Will you do it just to please me? Because I love you.’
Nigel put the dustpan and brush on the work-top and put his arms around Jackie. ‘I wouldn’t want a haircut to come between us. And I’m sorry I complained about no brown sauce.’
She giggled contentedly and kissed him.
‘I do wish though...’ he began.
‘What?’
‘Remember what I told you about my sock stock rotation? You still haven’t got that right yet.’

IN EPISODE FORTY-THREE

Nicky starts to feel sorry for Malcolm, and Mike finds his lover’s attitude frustrating.


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